Skunk gets a PR man: a parable ©


Skunk was feeling unpopular. He had a peculiar and pervasive stink that was part of his nature. He was always avoided by others. He longed to be accepted and one of the crowd.  So he hired a PR man.
Wily the Wolf had a huge grin, white teeth ear to ear, smart clothes, and expensive sunglasses. He was a PR masterpiece himself - the wolfish grin that had left people with the nervous impression they were being sized up for dinner, had been improved with tooth whitener and judicious filing off of the pointy teeth. His rough manner was hidden by the fashionable clothes. His shifty eyes and his habit of avoiding the light and roaming around doing foul deeds under the cover of darkness had been overcome with sunglasses. Now he was fit to be seen in the light of day.

“Well,” said the PR man, standing carefully downwind, “ you certainly do have an image problem. But that’s my specialty- making things popular and acceptable. I think we’d better start with your name, after all that’s a negative image in people’s minds  - when they hear ‘skunk’, they think ‘bad smell’ ”.

“It’s surprising how much a change of name can do for something. The word “sin”, for instance, that’s one of my recent makeovers, such an unpopular, negative image, don’t you think? And people don’t want to be reminded of the word. So, we decided to let it fall into disuse, never used it , and used other words instead : ‘creative freedom’, ‘doing one’s own thing’, ‘my right to choose’ etc. Remember ‘living in sin’, ‘adultery’, or ‘fornication’? How passe! What a success story! Now even the word ‘wicked’ or 'filth' is slang for ‘exciting and fun’!”

“Or abortion, murder, kill, suicide …. much more acceptable to say ‘rights over one’s own body’or ‘euthanase’or ‘exit with dignity’. ‘Pro-Choice’ is better accepted than ‘Pro-abortion’. Everyone likes choices, don't they? Just don't give any clue that one choice is bad and one is good. 'Pregnancy termination' doesn't give the feeling there is a baby involved.
‘Fertility practitioner’ is a less negative an image than ‘abortionist’. 'Planned parenthood' sounds more positive than planning to be a mother as few times as possible or not at all.  Do you get my drift? A little careful wording, and even things with negative images become acceptable.”
"Trouble is", he added a little ruefully, "if pro-lifers continue to welcome children, while pro-choicers plan actively to have as few as possible, then eventually the children of prolifers will be more numerous, while pro-choicers will die out." He shuddered, and shook his head free of the unpleasant thought.

“However, back to ‘skunk’ ”, said the PR man with a devilishly handsome smile, “ how about we focus instead on ‘Stripes’, or even ‘aromatic’, ‘perfumed’, or ‘scent’. Something vaguely  fuzzy, something popular, something trendy….. You’re not all that marketable on your own, so we’ll get some movie star to endorse you… A good ad campaign, and your new image will make you the latest craze! The most fashionable pet!”

And so it was for a remarkably long while. “ Scent”, for that was his new name, was incredibly popular, the newest fad, the ideal pet. All seemed rosy. With a new name, people were readily fooled. The same furry little animal they had always avoided was invited into their homes.

But sooner or later nature reveals itself, and for Scent, his habit of exuding a repulsive aroma when angry was his downfall. Sooner or later, he was dropped, and hastily avoided to cries of  “Phew! SKUNK!”
 As for the PR man, who had made a quick buck and been incredibly successful for a time, well he vanished in a puff of sulphur, to re-enter the popularity image business in another place.

MORALS:  What’s in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but a stink takes constant masking to
                 stay hidden.
                 A tree can be known by its fruits.
                 A Leopard cannot change its spots.
                 A perfumed skunk is still a skunk.
                 You may be able to fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
                 Woe to those who call good evil and evil good.

"The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words.
If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words.
George Orwell made this clear in his novel 1984.
But another way to control the minds of people is to control their perceptions.
If you can get them to see the world as you do, they will think as you do." SF writer Philip K Dick, in his introduction to "I hope I shall arrive soon" London,  Gollancz,1986.

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